Proud to be a BIHARI

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Am proud to be a BIHARI

Humare yahan koi tension nahi leta hai..

We suggest him ” LOAD mat le”..

Hum log jaan se nahi maarte hai..

Maar ke MUAA dete hai..

We don’t like surprise

Kahe ki ALBALA jaate hai..

We do not go for shopping.

Hum log samaan KINANE jaate hai..

Humare yahaan uncivilized logo ko

Hum CHUHAAD bulate hai..

Idiot and Dumbass are too mainstream
Hum log to BHAKLOL bol kar kaam chalate hain..

We prefer Borolin over Dettol
Kahe ki dettol lagane par PARPARANE lagta hai..

Tension me humlog HADAS jate hain..

Hamare yahan shirt nahi
BUSART hota hai..

Hamare liye awesome aur epic kuch nahi hota
Sab GARDA hota ha..

Hamare yahan faltu ka ‘Show Off’ ko humlog
Sukkhal Futani bolte hai.

Humare yahan baccha nahi
BUTRU hota hai

Most common quote written on back of Tractors,trucks in BIhar is..
“Latakla ta gella beta

Hamare liye na jyada na kam
Sab TANNI MANNI hota hai..

Humare liye train kabhi chalti nahi hai,
hamesha khul jaati hai..

Hamara kabhi bad day nahi hota hai
Humlog ka bas JATRA kharab hota hai..

Lahariya Cut is our favorite Bike stunt

Hum log road du side nahi
CHARO PATTI dekh kar paar karte hai..

Hamare yahan Kapda ko dhoya nahi jata
Usko PHEECHA jata hain..

Humlog gala nahi dabate hai
NERATTI cheep dete hai

Humare yahan Kutta bhagata nahi hai.

RAGED deta hai..

We don’t believe in competition
Lekin humre aage koi nae SAKEGA..

Humlog irritate nhi hote, Hume “kheej barrta hai”..

hume macchar kat ta nahi hai “BHAMBHOR” leta hai

Humlog Taakat nahi, BARIYARI dikhate hai

Hum log irritate nahi hote hain
Hum log ko “ANNAS” Lagta ha

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